Can you tell me a better joke than the one that’s on your profile? :P

Question: Can you tell me a better joke than the one that's on your profile? :P
- Keywords:
  ias,
  joke
Asked by boxofstrawbs to James V on 28 Jun 2012.
- James Verdon answered on 28 Jun 2012:
  
  Hi boxofstrawbs,
  
  Sorry you don’t like my joke. Perhaps you could comment below with a better one – I’m not very good at remembering jokes….

Question: Can you tell me a better joke than the one that's on your profile? :P